Tonight, Richard (playing James) told me that he wanted his prop cell phone pre-set on his dressing station each night, so he could put it in the pocket of his costume's pants. I told him I will gladly do so, but warned him that I will have to ask him, every single night, if he has it since I cannot check the pre-set with my own eyes.
When I told Richard this, Jason (playing Schultz and Richard's co-inhabitant of the men's dressing room) snarkily turned to me and said,
"Well, what are you going to ask me every night?"
"How much you love me."
"And I'll say, 'There are no words.'"
So, tonight, when we finished teching and went back to beginning, Jason and I were standing in the stage left vom, awaiting the blackout so he could go to places. As the pre-show speech was going I turned to him and said, "How much do you love me?" and he dutifully responded, "There are no words."
I leaned over and kissed him on the cheek and he smiled and said "mmmm, kisses in the vom."
New memoir title: Kisses in the Vom, by Black Velvet
An addendum: What else is Said.
Actress: "Well, I'll let you be the judge of that."
Director: "I am the judge."
Actress: "And jury?"
Director: "And you're guilty."
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