Today was Calendar Day

and that was what I did, all day at work. Calendars calendars calendars.

After work, when I was in rehearsal, I found out that a good friend was dumped this evening. I went over to his place and brought some Voo Doo doughnuts with me, to try and ease the situation. Three of us were sitting around, listening to sad music and being sad when Friend 1 (not dumped) says to Friend 2 (just got dumped):
F1: "Who would have thought you'd be here now? Listening to Stew's break up album, eating a doughnut, having your back rubbed by Olivia Murphy."
F2: *convulses in pretend sobs*
F1: "Don't misunderstand me - if I'd just been broken up with, I would want these doughnuts, this music and this Olivia Murphy. I just don't want to be broken up with."

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how I know my friends love me. That when the girl they want most dumps them, I'm the girl they want bringing them Voo Doo and buggyboo.