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I called The Shmank today and he picked up the phone and immediately said: "Let me guess - you're drunk."




I called Caroline today and I said: "Don't worry, I'm fine."
And she said: "You don't have to be, you know."
That was the nicest thing someone has said to me in a while.




And my newest t-shirt idea?
I'm gonna get a picture of a wheel-barrow and change the front wheel to a circular picture of my face. Probably rotated so it looks like it's rolling with the whole barrow. That way everyone can know that I am always the third wheel. CLEVER, RIGHT?!
I'm pretty fucking hilarious. You should read my blog.