Sayings

I've collected a lot of wonderful quotes lately and I've been keeping them to myself, like a dirty little fabulous-things-hog. I've finally decided to share some of my gems.

"I promise to never spell check your notes again."

"You know how guys are like, 'Nyah, nyah, nyah, I want you, I want you, I want you' and you just have to say 'RELAX.'"

On seeing the artistic director hula dance a little while he played the ukulele:
"I always thought you were cute but now I know you're adorable. I think I'm a little in love."

Pretending to check her iPad in a futuristic dictatorship, an actress mutters:
 "No new messages - everybody's dead."

Fourteen year old girl to an adult, male, cast-mate in rehearsal:
"I'm going to take this hat off so I don't break it and then I am going to come and kill you."

A costume designer mentioned a fitting to his stage manager and, seeing the confusion cross her face realized he had forgotten to tell anyone about this fitting. Reflecting, he said:
"Oh, that is not a face I should ever see on a stage manager."

Kelly was asked who would win the fight Olivia v. Jeff Seats  (my theater's resident set designer):
"That would go on for days. Days. I would leave and stop caring."

And finally:
"I believe all things to be real until designated otherwise."