Somethings that made me happy today:
"I'm Odd Todd."
"No. No. The audience has to fall in love with you."
"Why can't they love Odd Todd?"
"I drew hats all night."
"With my face on them?"
"Just what I fantasize your penis looks like."
"So, small hats then?"
"Decorative."
"I love you. Marry me. Don't leave. Ever. You're the best person I've ever met. God dammit."
We three at the Duke house are now the low class spice girls: thrifty spice, clepto spice and spacey spice.
Also guest starring cooky spice, choppy spice,
drinky spice, drunky spice, hungry spice, sleepy spice, slutty spice,
shut-the-fuck-up spice and others: coming to a hot mess near you
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